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The Sprinkler is recruiting for a short-term contract. Having tried Circular Dating, taking advice from 5 yr olds, and unsuccessfully trying to date Rob Mills, dating feels like...

On the night in question, your correspondent was on a date – a first date, in fact – with the Sprinkler herself. I was...

I wake suddenly. I had heard a knock? My mind is in dreamland and it takes a moment to swirl back to place and remember. I...

With a penchant for international men with Visa restrictions and symmetrical faces (I appreciate beauty in all its forms) The Sprink is still somewhat surprised to...