Date with a ‘comedian’

Date #2 with a scruffy-haired Melbourne ‘comedian’.

was explicit that Saturday night dinner date was ‘on him’ bc Sprink had shouted date #1
met at suggested venue which turned out to be a uni bar selling 2-4-1 jager bombs
Sprink was hungers and confused ‘Aren’t we having dinner?’
‘comedian’ pointed at a $13 all you can eat Indian place opposite ‘Plus it will kill time before the 2-4-1 kicks in’. Sprink laughed at ‘joke’
Sprink pointed at neighbouring Japanese restaurant and ‘comedian’ agreed to dinner there as long as he could order ‘My shout so my selection’ #control
‘comedian’ spent an hour talking about documentary he was making: Topic: himself. ‘It’s 14hrs long. I am cutting it down to 5hrs. Going to submit it to Cannes Film Fest’
the bill arrived, ‘comedian’ claimed to forget his PIN.
‘Lets go to the jager place now’ he said
‘I thought you were joking about that place?’ Sprink said
response: ‘You are lucky I took you out, normally women do everything they can to impress me. I never have to try. Chicks are falling over me.’
Sprink got in taxi and ‘comedian’ asked ‘So, wanna come to mine?’
polite decline from Sprink
‘comedian’ kissed his fingers, put them to the taxi window, popped his collar, then, staring seductively at Sprink, walked backwards down an alley *like that GIF of Homer into the bush* until he disappeared into the night never to be seen again thank the lord

So if anyone wants to set me up I’d appreciate getting off Tinder thank you.