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30 OCT – 1 NOV October 29, 2020 11:35 am
Sh*t is open @AllOverTown – let us rejoice for Melburnians fckn deserve to party it up Babies @Home – grew tf up and can pretty much drive now honestly didn’t see that… The post 30 OCT – 1 NOV appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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KAREN – PUBERTY BLUES October 29, 2020 9:24 am
This is Karen. She… OMG you’re a Karen I’M NOT WORTHY It’s true, we are the best. Karens sort out the incorrect restaurant bills and fight for suburban injustices. We… The post KAREN – PUBERTY BLUES appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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NUTTEA October 29, 2020 4:04 am
Here’s the tea (lol good one @me)… NUTTEA just opened their flagship Aussie store (they’re the bebs behind bubble tea) and are bringing Melb their spesh nut-based mylky dranks which… The post NUTTEA appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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FANGING IT October 22, 2020 11:05 am
At the risk of being ENTIRELY OFF BRAND Sprink doth telleth ye the tale of how she cameth trapped in a distant land. A land where dancing is banned, tourists don’t exist… The post FANGING IT appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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LOCKDOWN 2.0 October 15, 2020 1:46 am
This year can eat a security guard’s D. These unprecedented times, this bin-fire year, blah blah *overused description*, 2Y2N0 feels like #FreeBritney movement – never ending. I’d like to take you on a… The post LOCKDOWN 2.0 appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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WORLD’S DEADLIEST THIGHS October 10, 2020 12:37 am
This is Kortney. Born in the US of yAy, she toured Aus in 2012 where she was paid to wrestle men and choke them with her legs which are better… The post WORLD’S DEADLIEST THIGHS appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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TONKA AT HOME June 23, 2020 8:35 am
The Sprink doesn’t like to cook at the worst of times. At the best of times she also doesn’t want to cook. What with errything being covid-close-ed, our fair hero… The post TONKA AT HOME appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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SURVIVING ISO May 27, 2020 1:58 am
While scrolling Insta by the fire as she was being hand-fed Nutella on Cape Seed Loaf by her glorious ginger Introvert The Sprink cracked the iso code within 4hrs of… The post SURVIVING ISO appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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TROUBLE IN DREAMS May 11, 2020 8:20 am
Sprink’s favourite part about ISO life is called TROUBLE IN DREAMS which, loosely translated means: “fancy AS FERK home delivered cocktails”. Which she didn’t know existed until she was Instastalking… The post TROUBLE IN DREAMS appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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ORIENTAL TEA HOUSE DUMPLINGS April 1, 2020 3:57 am
REVIEW: cook at home dumplings Oriental Tea House $15 a pack for 30 dumps The Sprink is not a cooker so this stay at home business is fcking her sht… The post ORIENTAL TEA HOUSE DUMPLINGS appeared first on The Sprinkler.
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