Hazel – Straya Day

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This is Hazel. She is about to start Prep and has just discovered her first wobbly tooth. She is also amped AF for the weekend cos she is the youngest Hottest 100 voter in the country.

What does your top 10 look like?
Alex Lahey – Every Day’s The Weekend
Baker Boy – Marryuna {Ft. Yirrmal}
Methyl Ethel – Ubu
Mallrat – Better
Jarami – Hear This
Tash Sultana – Mystik
The Rubens – Million Man
Ruby Fields – P Plates
Billie Eilish – Bellyache
E^ST – Life Goes On

FCK YEAH BAKER BOY! Marryuna is da bombest song of the last 100 years –
It’s one of my favourite songs and it makes me feel like wavey. Like up in the air. But it’s kind of like flying a kite, like I’m the kite.

Holla kite I feel ya. What are you doing for the countdown?
I listen to it with Mum and we have friends over. And a bbq with butchers paper on the walls.

Best thing about being Australian?
People get to know you like on most planets. But Australia is not a planet, it’s a country.

Uh huh. So you’re starting school this year?
I get to make new friends and I have to bring a lunch box cos otherwise you can’t get lunch. I’m kind of nervous about making new friends. I was thinking I could try to be nice and get them that way. And I want to know my teacher’s names. And learn about growing up.

When you’re grown up what do you want to do?
Have three childs. And I want to work at the Arts Centre. And I want to help people with their problems.

Do you have a problem with selling body parts aka your wobbly tooth?
No. I’m looking forward to the tooth fairy to give me lollies or fairy dust. Or maybe both. The fairy will come and get my tooth and it will take it to Santa cos they live with Santa.

Yeah nah don’t think that is right. Final question – how do you get people to like you?
I’d give them flowers to show I appreciate them.

Ok Haze you should actually start a business teaching men of Melbourne how to date.

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