Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is in the eye of the Marketing Manager.

Fortunately (just ask my kids) food often tastes better than it looks.

For a convenience/frozen meal, this “pea mash with lemon & pepper chicken”, is umm, a tasty emulsion. Add a dollop of natural yoghurt, a sprinkle of hottish paprika and a few rye Cruskits, and you’ve got a meal maybe fit for a Mughal Emperor’s kitchen staff on their day off …